1 00:00:02,068 --> 00:00:04,504 Oh, Martin, did you pick up that, uh 2 00:00:04,571 --> 00:00:05,905 gift I asked you to get for Tommy? 3 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:07,407 - Oh-oh baby, it's right here. - Oh, good. 4 00:00:07,507 --> 00:00:09,642 Right here...let's see...huh. 5 00:00:09,709 --> 00:00:12,746 - Gimme, gimme, gimme. - Okay, right there. 6 00:00:12,846 --> 00:00:14,047 What is this? 7 00:00:14,147 --> 00:00:15,882 You were supposed to get Tommy 8 00:00:15,982 --> 00:00:16,916 linen handkerchiefs. 9 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:19,152 This is a box of Kleenex. 10 00:00:19,219 --> 00:00:21,855 Gina, snot don't know the difference babe. 11 00:00:21,921 --> 00:00:23,356 Oh, oh Martin 12 00:00:23,423 --> 00:00:25,692 I guess you dawg Cole have his gift too, didn't you? 13 00:00:25,759 --> 00:00:26,926 Oh no, no, no, no, no. 14 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:28,495 No, I get Cole something fat, Gina. 15 00:00:28,561 --> 00:00:30,096 Check it yeah ah.. 16 00:00:30,196 --> 00:00:31,197 Slidi-i-i-n-n-g. 17 00:00:32,766 --> 00:00:34,934 - Babe, babe, check it out. - Ah-ha. 18 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:38,405 Mr. Payne, is this not the red shirt 19 00:00:38,505 --> 00:00:41,074 that Cole gave you last year for Christmas? 20 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:44,210 Yeah, sure it is, Gina. 21 00:00:44,277 --> 00:00:45,845 But you know, he liked this so much 22 00:00:45,912 --> 00:00:47,180 I'm giving it back. 23 00:00:47,247 --> 00:00:48,181 You are so well, boy. 24 00:00:48,248 --> 00:00:50,283 What else you got in that bag? 25 00:00:51,217 --> 00:00:52,619 The new Jordan's. 26 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:54,687 Wow, those are nice baby. 27 00:00:54,754 --> 00:00:56,623 - Who are these for? - For me. 28 00:00:56,723 --> 00:00:59,292 Yeah, I got 'em with the money I saved on Tommy and Cole. 29 00:01:00,393 --> 00:01:01,761 Martin, why do you get yourself 30 00:01:01,861 --> 00:01:03,963 a new pair of sneakers every Christmas. 31 00:01:04,063 --> 00:01:06,299 Baby, Christmas is supposed to be about giving. 32 00:01:06,399 --> 00:01:10,403 And I'm giving Gina, to myself. 33 00:01:10,470 --> 00:01:13,640 - Mr. Me-me gimme ma, see you. - Alright, gimme, bye. 34 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:21,748 Jackie Chan! 35 00:01:25,618 --> 00:01:27,887 O, Merry Christmas man! 36 00:01:30,223 --> 00:01:32,058 I'm looking for Shenaine. 37 00:01:35,128 --> 00:01:37,097 - Shenaine? - Yes. 38 00:01:37,163 --> 00:01:39,599 Well, man, Shenaine live across the hall. 39 00:01:39,666 --> 00:01:41,334 Oh, thank you. Sorry. 40 00:01:41,434 --> 00:01:43,503 No-no problem. Alright. 41 00:01:49,309 --> 00:01:50,610 'Who is it?' 42 00:01:50,677 --> 00:01:51,678 Jackie. 43 00:01:51,778 --> 00:01:53,947 'Oh, hi Jackie Chan.' 44 00:01:54,013 --> 00:01:55,515 'Oh, my God. Hey, wait a minute.' 45 00:01:55,615 --> 00:01:57,851 'Don't be coming over to my house unannouncedly.' 46 00:01:57,951 --> 00:01:59,752 'Oh, I told you to page me.' 47 00:01:59,819 --> 00:02:01,688 Yeah, what he doing seeing Shenaine? 48 00:02:01,788 --> 00:02:02,989 'Well anyway, come on in.' 49 00:02:03,089 --> 00:02:04,624 'How you do?' 50 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:09,762 Shenaine must got the illnanaa. 51 00:02:16,269 --> 00:02:17,337 Wazzup. 52 00:02:38,658 --> 00:02:39,826 They don't know me up in here. 53 00:02:50,069 --> 00:02:51,871 Hey baby, want one of these? 54 00:02:51,971 --> 00:02:54,207 Definitely most, definitely. 55 00:02:54,307 --> 00:02:56,176 Oh, yeah. 56 00:02:56,242 --> 00:02:58,711 Ah...mmm...mmm. 57 00:02:58,811 --> 00:03:01,381 - You like those? - Mmm-mmm. 58 00:03:01,481 --> 00:03:02,549 Ooo really? 59 00:03:02,649 --> 00:03:04,584 Are they better than your mommies? 60 00:03:04,684 --> 00:03:07,086 Gina, come on. 61 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:09,422 Not as good as mama. Come on, don't even talk like that. 62 00:03:09,522 --> 00:03:12,759 Whatever! It's okay, people down at Nipsey likes them. 63 00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:14,260 Nipsey? 64 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:16,262 Yeah you know, Nipsey's letting us use his place 65 00:03:16,362 --> 00:03:18,665 to cook dinner for the needy tonight, you know that. 66 00:03:18,731 --> 00:03:22,035 Why, how you're gonna feed the needy with Nipsey around? 67 00:03:24,103 --> 00:03:26,072 Martin, just go get dressed please. 68 00:03:26,172 --> 00:03:28,741 - Hurry up. - No, no need for that. 69 00:03:28,841 --> 00:03:29,876 I'm not going. 70 00:03:29,943 --> 00:03:31,344 Why? 71 00:03:31,411 --> 00:03:34,447 Well, I figured I brought all the gifts and the food 72 00:03:34,547 --> 00:03:36,449 I already did my part. 73 00:03:36,549 --> 00:03:38,384 - Aw, Martin. - Did my part. 74 00:03:38,451 --> 00:03:40,553 Martin, baby. 75 00:03:40,620 --> 00:03:42,055 I'm really disappointed. 76 00:03:42,121 --> 00:03:44,290 I thought we're gonna spend Christmas eve together. 77 00:03:44,390 --> 00:03:46,125 What do you wanna do? You're gonna sit here 78 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:48,861 by yourself on Christmas eve. 79 00:03:48,928 --> 00:03:51,564 You know that's exactly right. 80 00:03:51,631 --> 00:03:53,466 I am. 81 00:03:53,566 --> 00:03:55,935 You know what I mean. And I'm gonna watch this game. 82 00:03:56,035 --> 00:03:58,238 Because half time is almost over. 83 00:03:58,304 --> 00:04:00,139 And I'm gonna enjoy it over here. 84 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:02,141 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Help me out. 85 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:04,277 What is it? Christmas eve, y'all. 86 00:04:04,377 --> 00:04:05,712 You already going down to Nipsey's? 87 00:04:05,778 --> 00:04:08,114 Well, I'm ready, but Martin, the evil man 88 00:04:08,214 --> 00:04:09,282 he ain't going, he won't like it. 89 00:04:09,382 --> 00:04:11,117 - What? - Oh, really? 90 00:04:11,217 --> 00:04:13,453 Now, well, I'm not surprised. 91 00:04:13,553 --> 00:04:15,388 I figured Santa would need a little help 92 00:04:15,455 --> 00:04:17,824 from his little elves tonight. 93 00:04:23,596 --> 00:04:26,633 Soon, you'll be saddling up next to Rudolf? 94 00:04:26,733 --> 00:04:29,669 Tell me there's gonna be a blizzard tonight. 95 00:04:29,769 --> 00:04:32,105 You really gonna need to strap in. 96 00:04:33,339 --> 00:04:34,641 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 97 00:04:34,741 --> 00:04:36,075 - Hey! - Stop it. Stop it! 98 00:04:36,142 --> 00:04:38,411 - Pam...please leave him alone. - Martin, stop this. 99 00:04:38,478 --> 00:04:39,512 Hey, let her out. 100 00:04:39,612 --> 00:04:41,447 - Stop. - Okay, stop. 101 00:04:41,514 --> 00:04:43,449 Okay, listen now Martin you better come with us man. 102 00:04:43,516 --> 00:04:44,684 'Cause you're not gonna be able to get any 103 00:04:44,784 --> 00:04:47,854 Nipsey's famous Eggnog, dawg. 104 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:50,857 I don't wanna be drinking no Eggnog, Tommy. 105 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:52,358 Then I'd be wobbling around 106 00:04:52,458 --> 00:04:56,696 like frosty the bellman, dawg. 107 00:04:56,796 --> 00:04:58,498 Hey, Martin look man, you better come help us man. 108 00:04:58,598 --> 00:05:01,367 'Cause Santa knows whose being naughty and who is being nice. 109 00:05:01,467 --> 00:05:02,869 Who is being naughty, who is being nice. 110 00:05:02,969 --> 00:05:05,638 - 'That's right.' - You want a little help, huh? 111 00:05:05,705 --> 00:05:07,106 - Little help? - Mm-hmm. 112 00:05:07,173 --> 00:05:08,775 Here's some help for you. 113 00:05:08,841 --> 00:05:10,143 Get out. Step! 114 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:20,186 I understand, good bye, Martin. 115 00:05:20,286 --> 00:05:21,387 Oh, yeah. 116 00:05:21,487 --> 00:05:23,790 So odd in this time of year. 117 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:31,331 Now, I can...get my chillo. 118 00:05:31,397 --> 00:05:33,032 Gimme some rest. 119 00:05:33,132 --> 00:05:36,369 Nay, everybody need a little sleep. 120 00:05:43,009 --> 00:05:44,510 Hey, Martin wake up. 121 00:05:44,577 --> 00:05:46,346 I say wake up. 122 00:05:46,412 --> 00:05:48,314 Geee, boooy. 123 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:51,751 Hey, man. 124 00:05:51,851 --> 00:05:54,187 Why y'all still here? I thought you already left. 125 00:05:55,855 --> 00:05:56,989 Huh! 126 00:05:57,056 --> 00:05:59,092 Why y'all dressed like dumb BMC? 127 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:02,061 Look here man. 128 00:06:02,161 --> 00:06:03,262 We not who you think we are. 129 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:05,431 See, I-I-I'm not Tommy. 130 00:06:05,531 --> 00:06:08,234 I'm the spirit from the Christmas past. 131 00:06:09,869 --> 00:06:11,371 Oh and this here.. 132 00:06:11,437 --> 00:06:13,506 ...that's my stupid assistant, Cole. 133 00:06:19,579 --> 00:06:21,114 Why y'all bugging man? 134 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:22,348 Why y'all bugging? 135 00:06:23,416 --> 00:06:26,586 We want you to come with us. 136 00:06:26,686 --> 00:06:28,755 Just stop rattling that chain man. 137 00:06:35,862 --> 00:06:36,796 Hey, Martin. 138 00:06:36,896 --> 00:06:38,698 This is what we gonna do man. 139 00:06:38,765 --> 00:06:41,267 See, we can go back. Mmm. 140 00:06:41,367 --> 00:06:42,702 - Back into time. - Mm-hmm. 141 00:06:42,769 --> 00:06:44,871 - Way back. - Way back. 142 00:06:44,937 --> 00:06:46,239 You ready for this trip brother? 143 00:06:54,714 --> 00:06:57,717 Hey, Mama. I'm gonna go over here and open up my gift. 144 00:06:57,784 --> 00:06:59,619 'Are you buying that gift to her.' 145 00:06:59,719 --> 00:07:02,488 ''Cause I'll take your hand, I'm taking it.' 146 00:07:02,588 --> 00:07:06,058 No mama. I promise. I wont mama. 147 00:07:06,125 --> 00:07:08,227 - Yo, that' me back in the day. - Mm-hmm. 148 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:14,133 Whoa-whoa-whoa. Whoa-whoa-whoa. 149 00:07:17,103 --> 00:07:20,106 A G-U-Y pair of Chuck Taylors. 150 00:07:23,943 --> 00:07:25,678 I remember that day. 151 00:07:25,778 --> 00:07:28,181 That was-that was the only present I got. 152 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:33,753 Hey Martin, what's you got there? 153 00:07:33,820 --> 00:07:36,489 I got me a brand new pair of Chuck Taylors. 154 00:07:36,589 --> 00:07:38,090 Let me see 'em. 155 00:07:38,157 --> 00:07:40,526 Alright, but don't breathe on it. 156 00:07:40,626 --> 00:07:42,795 Seeeee. 157 00:07:47,934 --> 00:07:49,702 Man, these ain't Chuck Taylors. 158 00:07:49,802 --> 00:07:52,004 Ain't they some fake old Chuck Tylors. 159 00:07:53,806 --> 00:07:55,842 Talking about Chuck Taylor. 160 00:07:55,942 --> 00:07:57,376 Can you believe that? 161 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:01,547 My mama couldn't afford the real ones. 162 00:08:02,815 --> 00:08:04,150 Here, little man. 163 00:08:04,217 --> 00:08:06,219 Don't let 'em dawg you about the Chucks man. 164 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:08,488 Uh, Mart-Martin, he can't hear you man. 165 00:08:08,554 --> 00:08:10,122 See he is not really there. 166 00:08:10,189 --> 00:08:13,059 These are the shadows from your past. 167 00:08:13,159 --> 00:08:15,795 A little shadows ain't no joke. 168 00:08:15,862 --> 00:08:18,731 That was the day you lost your Christmas spirit. 169 00:08:31,811 --> 00:08:32,745 Oh! 170 00:08:33,713 --> 00:08:36,349 Uh...oh, man. 171 00:08:36,415 --> 00:08:39,852 Gina, will have to tighten up on her cooking skills. 172 00:08:39,919 --> 00:08:42,989 Them cookies got my-got my stomach churning. 173 00:08:43,055 --> 00:08:45,258 My mama playing tricks on me. 174 00:08:46,559 --> 00:08:47,426 Oh. 175 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:01,173 Hiyey. 176 00:09:03,409 --> 00:09:05,545 Somethin' tells me, you ain't Gina right? 177 00:09:07,513 --> 00:09:08,614 That's right. 178 00:09:08,714 --> 00:09:12,218 I am the spirit of Christmas present. 179 00:09:12,285 --> 00:09:14,287 And you're coming with me. 180 00:09:17,089 --> 00:09:18,457 Oh, damn! 181 00:09:24,297 --> 00:09:25,264 I say.. 182 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:41,480 Nispey's Christmas party. 183 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:44,050 Why'd you bring me here? 184 00:09:44,116 --> 00:09:45,418 Just watch. 185 00:09:49,221 --> 00:09:51,958 Ah-ah-ah. Ah-ah, chubby, what are you doing? 186 00:09:52,058 --> 00:09:53,159 That food is for the needy. 187 00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:54,961 Hell, I'm needy. I need to eat. 188 00:09:55,061 --> 00:09:57,330 Look, you need to go on a diet. That's what you need. 189 00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:59,498 - That's really.. - Oh, that's cold, Gina. 190 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:02,335 All this cracker making me miss Martin. 191 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:05,771 You here that. They miss ol' Marty more. 192 00:10:05,838 --> 00:10:08,908 Yeah, my baby is not really into Christmas. 193 00:10:08,975 --> 00:10:11,777 Or anything else that has to do with spending money. 194 00:10:11,844 --> 00:10:13,512 I mean, if Martin had his way 195 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:16,182 he would put a paid toilet in his apartment. 196 00:10:18,985 --> 00:10:20,186 Is it like that? 197 00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:22,688 Hey, no, don't talk about my man. 198 00:10:22,788 --> 00:10:24,357 My man is very generous. 199 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:25,524 That's right. 200 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,960 You tell 'em, boo. 201 00:10:28,027 --> 00:10:30,029 Nipsey, last time we was here 202 00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:31,831 didn't-didn't Martin give you a tip? 203 00:10:31,931 --> 00:10:33,466 Oh, yeah, Martin gives me tips all the time. 204 00:10:33,532 --> 00:10:35,167 He told me, it wouldn't kill me to miss a meal. 205 00:10:35,267 --> 00:10:37,336 Said don't eat after 12, all that kind of stuff. 206 00:10:38,771 --> 00:10:40,373 Hey-hey go on to yourself. 207 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:42,008 Hey Gina, just admit it. 208 00:10:42,108 --> 00:10:44,844 Ebenezer Scrooge is a cheap skate. 209 00:10:44,944 --> 00:10:47,613 The only reason why he married you was for the free rice. 210 00:10:49,815 --> 00:10:51,651 Come on boo, get my back. 211 00:10:51,717 --> 00:10:54,387 Back to the subject in hand please. 212 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:55,988 Now, I don't appreciate y'all 213 00:10:56,055 --> 00:10:57,289 exaggerating about Martin. 214 00:10:57,356 --> 00:10:59,892 - Exaggerating? - Yes. Exaggerating. 215 00:10:59,992 --> 00:11:02,061 The man Xerox's Christmas cards 216 00:11:02,161 --> 00:11:06,832 hands them out and returns the original for a refund. 217 00:11:06,899 --> 00:11:09,735 - Exaggerating! - Disgusting. 218 00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:11,237 'No, no, no, no, no, no.' 219 00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:12,738 My baby is not cheap okay. 220 00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:14,140 He takes me places and gives me 221 00:11:14,206 --> 00:11:15,708 things all time we go to dinner. 222 00:11:15,808 --> 00:11:17,076 - He gives me flowers. - Right. 223 00:11:17,176 --> 00:11:18,244 He takes me to the movies. 224 00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:21,080 - Question? - Gosh. 225 00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:23,082 What kind of ticket does he buy you? 226 00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:24,517 Huh? 227 00:11:24,583 --> 00:11:26,252 I said what kind of ticket does he buy you. 228 00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:29,055 That's what I said. 229 00:11:29,155 --> 00:11:31,090 Speak up, Gina. 230 00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:32,324 Child's ticket. 231 00:11:32,391 --> 00:11:34,326 - A child's ticket. - A child's ticket. 232 00:11:34,393 --> 00:11:35,828 - Alright, my baby's cheap. - There you go. 233 00:11:35,895 --> 00:11:38,364 - You know the man. - I ain't cheap. 234 00:11:38,431 --> 00:11:40,933 I ain't cheap. I ain't cheap. 235 00:11:42,435 --> 00:11:43,903 I ain't cheap. 236 00:11:45,037 --> 00:11:47,173 Hey, I ain't cheap. 237 00:11:47,239 --> 00:11:49,175 I ain't cheap. I ain't cheap. 238 00:11:49,241 --> 00:11:50,609 I ain't cheap. 239 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:53,112 I ain't, you know I ain't cheap. 240 00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:54,280 Get out man, I ain't cheap. 241 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:55,948 I ain't cheap. 242 00:11:56,048 --> 00:11:57,616 You know, I ain't cheap. 243 00:11:57,717 --> 00:12:00,286 You know-know I.. 244 00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:01,854 Oh, that's it. 245 00:12:03,255 --> 00:12:04,890 That's it. 246 00:12:04,957 --> 00:12:08,394 Ain't no be more spirits coming up in here. 247 00:12:08,461 --> 00:12:09,462 I ain't.. 248 00:12:10,696 --> 00:12:11,630 Alright. 249 00:12:15,301 --> 00:12:16,869 Yeah. 250 00:12:16,936 --> 00:12:19,472 That's what I'm talking about. Ain't gonna be no more of that. 251 00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,040 Okay, so kill that no voice. 252 00:12:21,107 --> 00:12:22,975 Stop, it ain't gonna be there. 253 00:12:23,075 --> 00:12:24,043 Oh! 254 00:12:25,878 --> 00:12:27,379 Pam, what you doing here? 255 00:12:27,446 --> 00:12:30,149 You look more scarier than usual. 256 00:12:30,249 --> 00:12:32,985 I ain't Pam, you little drama boy. 257 00:12:33,085 --> 00:12:35,588 I'm the spirit of Christmas future. 258 00:12:36,889 --> 00:12:37,823 Goddamn! 259 00:12:42,628 --> 00:12:45,231 They ain't got no cure for yuck mouth in the future? 260 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:49,301 Shut it up, tiny Tim. 261 00:12:49,401 --> 00:12:51,504 And take a look.. 262 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:52,838 ...at your future. 263 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,676 Somebody get the phone. 264 00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:00,513 'That's you 40 years from now.' 265 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:03,516 Go, go, Michael Grant. 266 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:05,651 Son, soak and play daddy. 267 00:13:05,751 --> 00:13:09,588 Michael Jordan, you the bad player there boy? 268 00:13:09,655 --> 00:13:10,956 Let's see. 269 00:13:11,957 --> 00:13:13,292 Junk. 270 00:13:13,359 --> 00:13:14,260 Junk. 271 00:13:14,326 --> 00:13:17,530 Oh, bingo! Social security. 272 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:20,366 I saw that you witch, you stuck me for my paper. 273 00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:22,601 Gimme. You stuck me for my paper. 274 00:13:22,668 --> 00:13:24,870 Yo perv, get off my purse, man. 275 00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:26,372 Why else I would come over here? 276 00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:29,208 - To check on your old behind? - What? 277 00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:31,377 I said why else would I come over here to check 278 00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:33,512 on your moss smelling behind. 279 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,649 Somebody, get the phone. 280 00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:40,052 Never mind that. 281 00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:41,320 Where's Gina? 282 00:13:41,387 --> 00:13:45,224 Oh, man. You know Gina left you years ago. 283 00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:48,060 No diggity, no doubt. 284 00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:51,564 - Come on, it's lunch time. - What? 285 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,566 I said, it's lunch time. 286 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,034 Come on, eat your munch. 287 00:13:55,134 --> 00:13:56,802 Come on, Come on. 288 00:13:56,869 --> 00:13:58,003 What is that? 289 00:13:58,070 --> 00:13:58,971 What is that? 290 00:13:59,038 --> 00:14:03,008 What-wha-what-what is that? 291 00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:05,878 It's your munch, man! 292 00:14:05,978 --> 00:14:08,747 This ain't no damn munch. 293 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,850 It's dog food. 294 00:14:10,916 --> 00:14:12,918 This is not that all yellow. 295 00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:16,655 You know what, I ain't gonna force you to eat. 296 00:14:16,722 --> 00:14:18,224 I-I-ain't gonna force you to eat. 297 00:14:18,324 --> 00:14:20,326 I gotta get home to my husband, Cole. 298 00:14:20,392 --> 00:14:22,928 No diggity, no doubt. 299 00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:25,531 Let me take you for your walk. 300 00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:27,600 Somebody, get the phone. 301 00:14:29,501 --> 00:14:30,836 Come on here man. 302 00:14:30,903 --> 00:14:32,104 Let me take you for your walk. 303 00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:33,505 Good, now get your leash. 304 00:14:33,572 --> 00:14:35,875 So, we could go for a walk. 305 00:14:37,409 --> 00:14:38,777 - You know what? - Yeah. 306 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:41,614 Martin, you don't cracked on me for the last time. 307 00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,349 I am tired of putting up with your mess. 308 00:14:43,415 --> 00:14:44,783 - Not the steps. - Oh, I'm tired. 309 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,418 Not the steps, nooo! 310 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,960 No, not the steps. 311 00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:56,962 Not the steps. 312 00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:58,898 No. No. 313 00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:01,567 That's it. 314 00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:03,469 I gotta be more like the man in the mirror 315 00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:05,804 and make that change man. 316 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,706 Got to make the change. 317 00:15:10,542 --> 00:15:11,744 Hey.. 318 00:15:11,810 --> 00:15:14,647 ...Detroit. The World, America. 319 00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:17,650 Ah. Merry Christmas. 320 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,985 Happy Kwaanza. Happy Hanukkah. 321 00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:25,324 Happy birthday. All that...from one and only Martin-Mart. 322 00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:27,626 From, Martin-Mart. 323 00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:33,399 Yeah. 324 00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:50,683 Merry Christmas, everybody. 325 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,084 I said, Merry Christmas. 326 00:15:52,151 --> 00:15:54,353 - I said, Merry Christmas. - Hey, Martin. 327 00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:56,322 - Nip, Merry Christmas, man. - Thanks man. 328 00:15:56,422 --> 00:15:57,756 Look, I got a tip for you. 329 00:15:57,823 --> 00:16:00,693 I know, "At dinner time, just say, no." 330 00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:03,329 Oh, man. I mean, you know that-that too. 331 00:16:03,429 --> 00:16:04,763 But, uh, check it out. 332 00:16:04,830 --> 00:16:06,131 Check it out. 333 00:16:06,198 --> 00:16:08,467 Merry Christmas, Nip. Merry Christmas. 334 00:16:10,169 --> 00:16:12,338 Well, alrighty. 335 00:16:12,438 --> 00:16:15,374 - Merry Christmas. - Ooh, uh-ha. Martin, hi. 336 00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:17,710 - Merry Christmas. - What are you doing here? 337 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,311 I thought you were watching football. 338 00:16:19,378 --> 00:16:22,881 Gina, why would I be watching football baby? It's Christmas. 339 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,049 Hey, hey, hey, Martin. 340 00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:26,185 - I see you made it down, dawg. - Yeah. 341 00:16:26,285 --> 00:16:27,720 - Hey, what's up? - What's up man? 342 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,855 Alright, I really wanted to say happy holidays 343 00:16:29,955 --> 00:16:31,724 to you and all that. 344 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,058 And uh.. 345 00:16:33,158 --> 00:16:34,526 I want to give y'all your gifts here. 346 00:16:34,626 --> 00:16:36,362 No, no! No, no, no, no. 347 00:16:36,462 --> 00:16:37,796 We, uh...no. 348 00:16:37,863 --> 00:16:39,865 We had decided, remember we had decided later. 349 00:16:39,965 --> 00:16:41,400 That we wanna give it to 'em later. 350 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,302 'Cause I explained it to y'all. Remember, I said later. 351 00:16:43,369 --> 00:16:46,905 Gina, Gina baby, we're not gonna give 'em them cheap gifts, baby. 352 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,407 Baby, don't be like that. 353 00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:50,142 We're not gonna give them a cheap gift. 354 00:16:50,209 --> 00:16:51,677 Wait a minute, Martin. Wait a minute, wait a minute. 355 00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:53,312 Where did you do your Christmas Shopping? 356 00:16:53,379 --> 00:16:55,180 In the "99 cent store." 357 00:16:58,150 --> 00:16:59,752 That was my Christmas jokie joke. 358 00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:01,520 You know that's funny, right. You know that's funny. 359 00:17:01,587 --> 00:17:04,490 - That's hilarious. - It's hilarious. 360 00:17:04,556 --> 00:17:06,692 Merry Christmas to you too. 361 00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:11,096 She your girl. I tell you. Alright, here we go. 362 00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:13,565 - What's with him? - Cole, you.. 363 00:17:13,665 --> 00:17:14,767 Okay, okay, okay, let me guess. 364 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,435 Uh, in this right here would be 365 00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:18,837 a red shirt exactly like I gave you last year. 366 00:17:18,904 --> 00:17:22,007 Cole, why don't you just open the gift, man. 367 00:17:22,074 --> 00:17:23,442 Merry Christmas. This for you. 368 00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:26,345 Let me try this. Huh...oh snap. 369 00:17:26,412 --> 00:17:28,447 - You like that? - Yo, this is fat. 370 00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:30,215 - That's the-- - Don't no, no don't touch. 371 00:17:30,282 --> 00:17:31,750 This is fat. 372 00:17:31,850 --> 00:17:33,285 This is uh.. 373 00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:36,188 ...this-this be the nicest thing you ever gave me, man. 374 00:17:36,255 --> 00:17:38,757 Hey, Cole, it's the only gift I ever gave you. 375 00:17:38,857 --> 00:17:40,526 Just enjoy it man. 376 00:17:40,592 --> 00:17:42,795 True. Check this. Going to check this out, man. 377 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,029 Okay uh.. 378 00:17:44,096 --> 00:17:45,230 Oh. 379 00:17:45,297 --> 00:17:49,868 - Tom-Tom. - Oh, oh-oh. 380 00:17:49,935 --> 00:17:51,270 Yeah, but Tom, it's not Xerox. 381 00:17:51,370 --> 00:17:53,405 I know how you don't like me Xeroxed. 382 00:17:53,472 --> 00:17:55,541 - Who told him that? - I didn't say it.. 383 00:17:55,607 --> 00:17:57,409 Also, uh...just open it man. 384 00:17:57,476 --> 00:18:00,045 - Go ahead, open. - Alright, alright. 385 00:18:00,112 --> 00:18:01,914 - Oh man, look at that! - Huh, Tommy! 386 00:18:01,980 --> 00:18:04,950 Some linen handkerchiefs' with my initials on them. 387 00:18:05,050 --> 00:18:07,152 Man, this-this is beautiful man. 388 00:18:07,252 --> 00:18:10,089 This is classic. Thank you. Thank you very much. 389 00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:13,425 - Yo, where is mine? - Yeah. 390 00:18:13,492 --> 00:18:14,893 Yeah and uh.. 391 00:18:16,462 --> 00:18:17,496 This, you know.. 392 00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:18,831 I know how much me and you beef. 393 00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,466 You know, I mean, we go back and forth, you know. 394 00:18:20,566 --> 00:18:22,668 - Yes we do. Yes we do. - Arguing like, you know. 395 00:18:24,236 --> 00:18:25,170 Respect. 396 00:18:26,672 --> 00:18:27,973 Merry Christmas. 397 00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,576 What is it, a leash? 398 00:18:30,642 --> 00:18:31,610 A cowbell? 399 00:18:31,677 --> 00:18:33,178 Oh, no, let me guess. 400 00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:34,746 A flea collar. 401 00:18:35,914 --> 00:18:38,117 Well, it's for you, okay. 402 00:18:38,183 --> 00:18:39,818 Open it, Pam. 403 00:18:39,918 --> 00:18:40,953 Hmm-hmm. 404 00:18:42,821 --> 00:18:44,690 'Merry Christmas.' 405 00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:47,526 Martin, this is byeautiful. 406 00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:49,862 Boy, are you just sick? 407 00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:51,497 Are-are you okay? 408 00:18:51,597 --> 00:18:53,632 What is it, your stomach churning? 409 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:57,336 I'm alright. I'm cool. I mean it's just 410 00:18:57,436 --> 00:18:59,705 my way-my-my way I express myself. 411 00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:02,207 Much love run out of days. 412 00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:03,842 - Now, go. - Thank you, Martin. 413 00:19:03,942 --> 00:19:07,179 - This was really sweet of you. - Alright. 414 00:19:07,279 --> 00:19:09,648 Nip...gimme a drink. 415 00:19:12,551 --> 00:19:15,988 Baby, um...you know I got you something special. 416 00:19:16,054 --> 00:19:18,790 It is not here. It's at home. 417 00:19:18,857 --> 00:19:22,060 You being here tonight is gift enough for me. 418 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:23,829 - Yeah. - Oh, yeah. 419 00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:29,034 I'mma get some Eggnog. 420 00:19:29,134 --> 00:19:31,904 - Okay. - Oh, baby. 421 00:19:42,214 --> 00:19:44,082 - Yo, little man. - Hi. 422 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,685 What's that man, your feet must be cold, huh? 423 00:19:46,752 --> 00:19:50,022 It's not too bad, if I stuff some newspaper in there. 424 00:19:51,156 --> 00:19:53,091 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. 425 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:56,762 I'll just find around, you know, stuff it in here. 426 00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:59,231 Yeah, I hear that. 427 00:19:59,331 --> 00:20:01,533 What size do you wear man? 428 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:04,203 Um, about a eight. 429 00:20:04,269 --> 00:20:05,237 Eight? 430 00:20:05,337 --> 00:20:07,372 Yeah, eight. 431 00:20:07,439 --> 00:20:09,174 You play ball? 432 00:20:09,241 --> 00:20:10,509 A little bit. 433 00:20:10,576 --> 00:20:12,211 - No, you like sport? - If I could find one. 434 00:20:12,277 --> 00:20:13,745 If you could find one, huh? 435 00:20:13,845 --> 00:20:16,348 I understand that, respect, respect. 436 00:20:16,415 --> 00:20:17,583 - Yeah. - I hear that. 437 00:20:17,683 --> 00:20:19,284 So, you said you wear eight, huh? 438 00:20:19,384 --> 00:20:21,253 - Yeah, I'm eight. - Yeah. 439 00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:26,692 Okay, man. 440 00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:30,128 I don't know if these will fit you, but uh.. 441 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:31,964 ...try them for size. 442 00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:34,733 Ah! The new Jordans. 443 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:36,235 Yeah. 444 00:20:36,301 --> 00:20:38,870 No. I couldn't take these from you. 445 00:20:38,937 --> 00:20:40,639 I know, they cost real. 446 00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:42,741 Oh, man. No matter how much they cost. 447 00:20:42,808 --> 00:20:44,910 As long as it's from the heart. 448 00:20:44,977 --> 00:20:47,045 These from the heart. 449 00:20:47,112 --> 00:20:48,480 - Alright. - Alright. 450 00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:51,550 Put them on your feet. Keep your feet warm. 451 00:20:51,617 --> 00:20:54,253 Respect. Merry Christmas, man. 452 00:20:59,424 --> 00:21:02,394 Martin, I love you so much. 453 00:21:03,295 --> 00:21:05,130 I love you so much. 454 00:21:07,065 --> 00:21:08,433 Thanks, mister. 455 00:21:14,339 --> 00:21:15,307 Uh.. 456 00:21:16,642 --> 00:21:18,410 Uh, merry Christmas, everybody. 457 00:21:18,477 --> 00:21:20,512 - Merry Christmas. - That's real. 458 00:21:20,612 --> 00:21:22,648 That's real. Merry Christmas. 459 00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:25,517 Merry Christmas. 460 00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:36,361 What? 461 00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:41,700 Oh, alright, alright. 462 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:43,935 Somethin' tells me you ain't Gina, right? 463 00:21:45,370 --> 00:21:46,772 That's right. 464 00:21:46,838 --> 00:21:48,674 I am the voice of.. 465 00:21:50,275 --> 00:21:53,545 Sorry, next time, not so much of a big entrance. 466 00:21:55,380 --> 00:21:57,883 I say, oh daamn! 467 00:22:00,819 --> 00:22:03,121 I don't know if I'm happy or sad going with her. 468 00:22:03,188 --> 00:22:04,723 I'm not mad at all